times than Beyoncé's tumble in Orlando. It usually happens something
like this: First, after 3 or 4 hours of silent abuse by me, my
boyfriend starts to suspect something's up.
"I know you're annoyed," he says. "What did I do?"
"You didn't do anything," I say. "It's fine, whatever. I'm not annoyed."
"Just tell me."
This
goes on for hours until I finally blurt it out: "You didn't introduce
me when we ran into that guy you work with! And why do you need to go
out to brunch with your ex?" Then I feel silly for letting such small
things bother me, and we laugh and roll around on the bed and all is
right again in our world.
But he raises a good point: Most of the
time he has no idea of what sets me off. Which is why I've prepared
this handy inventory of things men tend to do that we tend to find
annoying. If you study up, you'll be able to stop repelling the women
you want to meet--or aggravating the one you have. And we women can
continue not telling you why we're mad, because we'll figure, "Hey, he
should know already!" Besides, who said this would be fair?
ANNOYANCE #1..........
